A Teacher was trying to get her class to pay attention the last few days of school so she came up with a project that her students had to go home and make their parents tell them a story and have a moral to it.

The next day all the kids had great stories and then Jimmy raised his hand and the teacher asked him if he had a story.

he said , "You bet Its about my Aunt Carol,she was a pilot flying over Iraq and she got shot down and all she had was a pistol,a knife and a bottle of wisky! so she quickly drank the bottle of wisky because she figured she fall into a group of Iraqies! So,sure enough she fell into a group of 12 Iraqies,she shot 9 of them with her pistol,2 of them with her knife until it broke and strangled 1 with her bare hands"

when asked if it had a moral to it and he said "You bet, don't mess with my Aunt Carol when she is drinking."

ok
as u say
i wont mess with her