Q: What causes the tides
A: The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon all water tends to flow 2wards the moon bcuz ther is no water on the moon and the nature abhors a vaccum i forget where the sun joins in thia fight

Q: What happens to a boy when he reach puperty
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks 4ward 2 his adultery

Q: How is dew formed
A: The sun shines on the leaves and make them perspire

Q: Explain an process by which water can b made safe to drink
A: Filteration makes water safe to drink bcuz it removes large pollutants like grit sand DEAD SHEEP and CANOEISTS

Q: What is a planet
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky

Q: What are steroids
A: Things 4 keeping the carpet still on the stairs

Q: How can u delay milk turning sour
A: Keep it in a cow

Q: Give an example of fungus wat is there chacteristic feature
A: Mushrooms ! they grow in damp places so they look like umbrellas

Q: What is a thermalk illness
A: When u r sick at an airport

Q: What is an turbine
A: Something an arab wears


Q: Name the 4 seasons
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

to delay milk turning sour keep it in a cow

The 4 seasons
Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar....

Nice one!!! the best one of course!!

Main yeh examz dene jaroor jaungi.....
atleast i can answer better than this!!

Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright... until you hear them speak!