Shilpa Shetty – External Affairs Minister

Mr Raj Kundra would vote for her first.

Mallika Sherawat – Information & Broadcasting Minister

We are not very sure about the information aspect but when it comes to broadcasting anything from her assets to her sexual appeal to her publicity gimmicks, Mallika Sherawat is a pro. Dressed in a burkha or not promoting her films, the actress grabs headlines without uttering a word.

Salman Khan – Health Minister

The man will make sure that every male has a well-toned physique. We just hope the country doesn't go top*ess.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan – Home Minister

Ever since she has entered the Bachchan parivaar, she has been managing the homely affairs with complete responsibility. She has also been making up for the absence of Amitabh or Abhishek at several social gatherings. Home Ministry is where she can show her political prowess.

Amitabh Bachchan – Prime Minister

The man ruling supreme above all ministers, Big B is the natural choice.