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Piyusha
Invaluable Fropkian
Joined: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:23 am Posts: 35222 Location: Parody of Life..!
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 Boss Chamcha = Successful Employee
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around. When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers, When I do wrong, he never forgets
_________________ Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, Make Me Feel Important/good. Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life……!
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Th3ki
Talented Fropkian
Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:58 am Posts: 3746 Location: MS
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Nope, I have the best boss in the world (on most days)!
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