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Asha
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Joined: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:53 pm Posts: 16861 Location: In front of you
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 First Class Blondie
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."
_________________ "If you open your heart, love opens your mind."
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| Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:40 am |
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Rajshree
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Joined: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:23 am Posts: 9439 Location: Roop Nagar, Prem Gali, Kholi No. 420
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nice one
_________________ Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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| Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:02 am |
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laughter
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haha haha haha nice blonde joke by blonde princess
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| Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:42 pm |
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Asha
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Joined: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:53 pm Posts: 16861 Location: In front of you
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Hey Mr. laughter
How do you know I am blonde?
_________________ "If you open your heart, love opens your mind."
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Rajshree
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Joined: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:23 am Posts: 9439 Location: Roop Nagar, Prem Gali, Kholi No. 420
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may be he/she is antaryami 
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| Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:08 am |
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