KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

ROM – Where the pope lives

SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear

CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern

BUG – The reason you give for calling in sick

DIGITAL – The art of counting on your fingers

CRASH – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited

ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

MAC – Big Bubba’s favorite fast food

TERMINAL – Time to call the undertaker

DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer

HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SUPERCONDUCTOR – Amtrak’s Employee of the year