Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!


Haathi ne kaha haathni k qabar per
Sadqe jaon teri patli qamar per
Main chahata hoon tum ko is qadar
Koi aur mil jaye to dekhoon na murh ker

Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga
arz kia hai.
Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga
Main to maulvi Abdul Aziz hun,
"Burkhey" main nikal jaunga

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
Maano…"Shhhsss…KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai…

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya..

Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,
Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,
Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..
Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.

Aasmaan pe jitne sitare hai,aakhon me jitne ishare hai,samander ke jitne kinare hai,
Waise he "Frog" jaise dost tumhare hai (Ab bolo Wah Wah)

Tumse milkar na jaane kyo ho gaya zindagi se pyar,ab humein chod kar mat jana mare yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,tum na hoge to hum Ullu kisko banayenge.

Lamha Lamha waqt Guzar jaiga..

Shaadi k bandhan mai koi Aapko Baandh jaiga..

Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se koi AFFAIR krlo..

Kya pata kal konsa CARTOON aapka DULHA banajyga
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Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho

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