Abay Kitna Likhay Ga


A Good Friend Is One Who Tells U To Study
Well
But A Best Friend Is One
Who Sits Outside Ur Exam Hall & Says ,
Abay Kitna Likhay Ga
Chal Bahir Aa...!!!





KASHMIR ki Vadiyon mein,

Barfilee hawaon mein,

Neele gagan ke neeche ,

Jheel ke kinarey ,


Gehri soch mein baithe ..


Ranjhe ko Heer ne kya kaha................
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STUPID!!!!!
Hero matt bano
sweater pahan le.............
thand ho rahi hai.




TUMARE JIENDGE ME KABHI KOE GAM NA HO
APKI ,AANKHE KANHI ANSUOO SE NAM NA HO
APKO MAILE ROJ-ROJ NAYEGIRL FRIEND
JINKI UMAR 80 SE KAM NA HO




PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR
CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR
PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR
GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR

Chori Chori yeh aana jana chod do
Chupke Chupke yun nazar milaana chod do

Kissi din bohat pitto ge unse tum
Yeh Masjido se joote churaana chod do

Bohut udas hai her shakhs terai janai se

ho sakai to lot a kisi bahanai se

lo lakh khafa sahi mager aik bar to dekh

sare muhallai ki safai nahi ui tere chale janai se

Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms
karte ho , kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho…..

2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..


3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,

KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,

chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai…. "simple c
baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

5) Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Luv u oye Bubbly!!

6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.

7) An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo…

9) Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,hamare msg forward kar naye -naye dost
banate ho.

10) Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga
rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga
rakhi
hai.

when u breath u respire, wah wah!!!
when u breath u respire, wah wah!!
when u dont breath ,u expire!


hazaroo larkia asi ke har larki pay dam nikle
jis larki pay dam nikle wo larki ghar se kam nikle

phool kharab nahi hota makhia kharab karti hai
larka kharab nahi hota larkia kharab karti hai

himmat hai to duniya se bagawat karlo
warna jaha maabap bolay waha shaadi karlo



Nurse ! Dr. Ur Wife's phone
Dr. I'm busy whats the matter ?
Nurse : She wants to kiss u
Dr : I am Busy . U take her kiss n give me later.