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Hw would a girl refuse HIMESH propose:-O-oo huzur bhar me gaya tera surur,
sakal se tu hai ek khajur, bidi ka factry ka mazdoor, ho ja mujhse dur sale
langoor.


Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:15 pm
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Aishwarya coke pi rahi thi ki coke me Chinti gir gayi. Chinti ka baap
Aishwarya ko bola, jo sun kar Aishwarya behosh ho gayi. "Teri coke me mera bacha
hai...."


Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:16 pm
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Wafa se Pyaar mat karna?


Kyo nahi kare..?

Bin maut maare jaaoge..

Kyun..?










Are bhai 'WAFA' OSAMA BIN LADEN ki bhatiji hai...


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Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota? TO chautha (4th) bandar
under-wear ke samne haath kar ke KHADA hota.


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PYAR VYAR to 1 bahana hai.

Ankh mile na mile
LIPS KO milana hai.



Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka, kya kare yaar


RAJ KAPUR KA nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai.


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