Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAJAKAT"
Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko "BHAI".

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Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai
jaise saamne khade ho
aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho...!!!

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Girlfriends are just like a ghadi detergent
pehele istmal karo phir viswas karo

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lalu was doing toilet behind car.
bush came & says 'aap ke yeha police nahi pakarte?
lalu replies 'nahi, hamare yaha khud hi pakarte hai'.

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When i was sad you were there.
When i was crying you were there.
When i was unhappy you were there.
Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai..

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge
& Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

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doc chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board
to be painted infront of his clinic ,

but our sardar painted " Dr chopra Psycho the rapist ".

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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari.....
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari..


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Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,
lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...

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Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c & a=c tell me the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

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A married man was asked to perform his
SWOT(Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.

He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out.


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JAAN: always 4u.
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ZINDAGI: 2B wid u.
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DIL: to Give u.
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PYAAR: 2 Share with u.
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GHAM: never 4u.
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KHUSHI: is U.
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DOST 4EVER LIKE U

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People die younger because GOD loves them so much………….
I am still on earth because there’s a GODDESS here who loves me a lot.

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LONGEST is mothers love,
SHORTEST is others love,
SWEETEST is lovers love,
STRONGEST is friends love,
BUT TRUE LOVE IS GODS LOVE.

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Ankho mein kyun ansu chalak jate hain,
tanhayion mein kyun gham yaad aate hain,
ansu pochkar koi batade humme,
bhul jane wale aksar kyun aate hai.

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Dil chahe dekhna unhe to batao aankho ka kya kasso.
Har pal mahsoos ho jo unki khushboo to, sanson ka kya kasoor,
vaiso to har khwab pooch ke nahi aate,
magar har roj unka khwab aaye to raaton ka kya kasoor.

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There is only one kind of beauty that can transcend time,and many women possess it.
It is, of course, the beauty of spirit that lights the eyes and transforms even a plain women into a beautiful one.
Women with wit, charm and warmth,
who are interested in others and forget themselves,
and who accepts each stage of life gracefully,
are the lasting beauties of the world - and the happiest.

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