As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif….

Whats the height of hope???....


A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!

Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.

Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed, but now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS

U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels

1.DISCOVERY

2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET

Thanks 2 media.