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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the F**K is my roof

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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

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I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

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