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Rahul
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Joined: Tue May 30, 2006 10:42 am Posts: 89548 Location: Behind You
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 Re: Funny SMS
Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
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| Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:53 am |
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Rahul
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Joined: Tue May 30, 2006 10:42 am Posts: 89548 Location: Behind You
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 Re: Funny SMS
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
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| Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:53 am |
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Rahul
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Joined: Tue May 30, 2006 10:42 am Posts: 89548 Location: Behind You
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 Re: Funny SMS
Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
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| Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:53 am |
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Rahul
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Joined: Tue May 30, 2006 10:42 am Posts: 89548 Location: Behind You
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 Re: Funny SMS
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
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| Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:53 am |
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Rahul
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Joined: Tue May 30, 2006 10:42 am Posts: 89548 Location: Behind You
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 Re: Funny SMS
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
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