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1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.

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Sat May 23, 2009 10:25 pm
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An old rich man marries a young girl.

Interviewer ask to girl - apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-

girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

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Jab kisi ki taraf

DiL jhukne

lage..


Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To


VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo..

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Sat May 23, 2009 10:26 pm
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Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar naye-naye dost banate ho.

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Sat May 23, 2009 10:41 pm
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Aapne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
aapne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

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