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Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho,
kya tum mujse bi jyada garib ho???????

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Sat May 23, 2009 10:21 pm
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shor macha dungi.

Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.

Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

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DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,

KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,

chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

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Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....
"simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

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Sat May 23, 2009 10:24 pm
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Catch her by her waist...

Bring her home..

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a ...

...nice drink...PEPSI

Luv u oye Bubbly!!

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