10 Marwari


how did u keep 10 marwari in maruti 800

just throw 100 rupee note inside [/color]






aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!






Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga





Soowar ke bachhe !

Ullo ke patthe!

kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

sab kitne chote-chote,
piare-piare hote haina.





Boyfriends are like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy,eaten frquently.

Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten whn there is no choise.....

are yaaro koi to reply karo

Hi ,


Ths is really nice ... i enjoyed a lot.

marwadi wala sms is really kooooooooool

Main Marwari hoon.