1) Q : Wat is the height of mixed emotion ???Ans : Wen
ur mother -in- law falls from 7th floor on ur
mercedes.....
2) Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh
ho gaya...
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi...
Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.
3) Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari, Laat maaregi
naari to yaad ayegi yaari, Baat maano hamari ban jao
brahmchari, Ye jaankari janhit me jaari
4) What is d diff
btwn
daava n daru?
Dava
is lik ''grlfrnd"
dat comes
with expiry date
n
daru
is
like ''wife''
jitni purani hogi
utni sir pe chadti hai.
5) 1 Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se
likha letter dekar kaha,"Muje iska ans jarur dena
Ladki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai
6) Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.Tum hamesha rahoge
hattekatte naujawan kyounki...Jab Khuda meherban to
GADHA bhi PAHALWAN.
7) Napolean:There's no such word as impossible in my
dictionary.....
Sardarji : Oye!!!
Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni
thi na!
Om namah shivaye
om sai ram
wahe guru
jai shri krishna...... ... ............
dar mat kisi ko bhejna nahi hai...khud hi jap
le..."Papi".
9) English teacher: "One cute & young girl is walking
on d road."
Change this into an Exclamatory sentence.
Student: "Oh GOD, what a piece!!!
10) BANIA apne bacho se bola-Jo rat ko khana nahi
khayega,use 5 Rs dunga.
Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use
hi khana milega. JAI BANIA.
