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Re: Girls Profile at Matrimonial Sites

Postby Rahul » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:30 pm

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY

,THEY ARE

1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY

TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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Re: Girls Profile at Matrimonial Sites

Postby Rahul » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:31 pm

whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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Re: Girls Profile at Matrimonial Sites

Postby Rahul » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:31 pm

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate

ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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Re: Girls Profile at Matrimonial Sites

Postby Rahul » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:32 pm

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)
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Re: Girls Profile at Matrimonial Sites

Postby Rahul » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:33 pm

my name is farhan begum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation!)
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