Four Catholic Ladies are having coffee together,discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends,'My son is a priest.When he walks into a oom,everyone calls him Father.'

The second woman chirps,'Well my son is a bishop.Whenever he walks into a room,people say your Grace.'

The third woman says smugly,'Well,not to put you down,but my son is a cardinal.Whenever he walks into a room,people say your Eminence.'


The fourth woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three woman give her this subtle Well......?'

She replies,'My son is a gorgeous,6' 2",hardbodied,well-hung,male Stri*per.Whenever he walks into a room,women say,"My God...."