The Top reasons why a Handgun is better than a Woman

- You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

- You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

- If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

- Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

- Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

- A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

- Handguns function normally every day of the month.

- A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .

You can buy a silencer for a handgun.