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Saurabh
Site Admin
Joined: Mon May 29, 2006 7:44 pm Posts: 87547 Location: Fropki HQ
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 I heard you
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a 100-legged bug) that came in a little white box which served as the bug's house.
He took his purchase home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "HEY IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME AND LEARN ABOUT THE LORD?"
(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)
And a little voice came out of the box.........
"I heard you the first time.......I'm putting on my shoes!"
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| Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:33 pm |
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Rajshree
Moderator
Joined: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:23 am Posts: 9438 Location: Roop Nagar, Prem Gali, Kholi No. 420
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bahut achche
_________________ Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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| Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:43 pm |
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Aanshu
Addicted Fropkian
Joined: Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:48 am Posts: 1664 Location: Planet earth, solar system of sun, Galaxy- Milky way, Universe
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cool one 
_________________ Is ur heart empty,
I need a place to stay,because
ur looks burnt my house down
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| Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:22 pm |
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Th3ki
Talented Fropkian
Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:58 am Posts: 3746 Location: MS
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cute! much better than the two above posted by aanshu!
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| Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:39 pm |
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