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Abhilasha
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Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:48 am Posts: 905
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 Re: Jokes SMS
What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:52 pm |
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Abhilasha
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Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:52 pm |
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Abhilasha
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Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:48 am Posts: 905
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 Re: Jokes SMS
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:55 pm |
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Abhilasha
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Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:48 am Posts: 905
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 Re: Jokes SMS
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:56 pm |
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Abhilasha
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 Re: Jokes SMS
Psychiatrist's receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible. Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:57 pm |
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