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Abhilasha
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Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:48 am Posts: 905
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 Re: Jokes SMS
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:58 pm |
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Abhilasha
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Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:48 am Posts: 905
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 Re: Jokes SMS
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:59 pm |
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Abhilasha
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Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:48 am Posts: 905
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 Re: Jokes SMS
Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:01 pm |
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Abhilasha
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Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:48 am Posts: 905
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 Re: Jokes SMS
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:02 pm |
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Abhilasha
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Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:48 am Posts: 905
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 Re: Jokes SMS
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:02 pm |
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