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Abhilasha
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 Re: Jokes SMS
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:33 pm |
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Abhilasha
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Re: Jokes SMS Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar main hai.
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:33 pm |
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Abhilasha
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Re: Jokes SMS Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tun hokar jarha tha to peche se ek Tange wala Aya, us ne kaha, hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya, wahan us ko neend aa gae. subha ghar k malik ne darwaza khola to sharabi neche gir gaya, aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna to side deya tha, phir bhee takar mar di.
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Abhilasha
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Re: Jokes SMS There were 4 friends:somebody,nobody,brain & mad
One day Somebody & nobody were fighting while Brain was in washroom. And mad called to pollice.
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| Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:34 pm |
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Abhilasha
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Re: Jokes SMS Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
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