Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Re: Jokes SMS
by Abhilasha » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:44 pm
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
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Re: Jokes SMS
by Abhilasha » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:45 pm
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
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Re: Jokes SMS
by Abhilasha » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:45 pm
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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Re: Jokes SMS
by Abhilasha » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:45 pm
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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