Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.