Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr. : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.