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Robert: Iska kya kare Boss?
AJIT: Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!


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Poultry farm owner ne tamam murghion se kaha : "gar tum sab ne raat ko 2,2
anday na diye to main tum ko dana nahi dunga:"


Agli subha us ne dekha sab ne 2 anday diye hue the lekin ek ne 1 anda diya.


Owner: "tum ne 1 kyon diya?


Jawab mila: "janab ye bhi aap k darr se diya hai warna main to murga hoon."

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Sardar weeping. Friend asked ki hoya?


Sardar: bapu mar gaya.


After 5 mins sardar again crying.


Friend asked: hun ki hoya?


Sardar said: meri behan da baapu v mar gaya!!

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Sardar: tere result da ki banya?


Pappu: madam kendi si class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.


Sardar: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas fail na hona.

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Sardar ji was buying ticket on every station.


Friend: why don't u buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?


Sardar ji: my doctor told me not to take long trips.

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