Sardar ji buying movie tickets again again,
Finally ticket seller asks, why are you doing so?
Sardar ji, Some body standing near the door is tearing my tickets again again.

Santa, yaar tum subah se mitti khod rahe ho , kaya baat hai
Banta, kuch nahin yaar
Dada ji ne kaha hai ' ki maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai" bas vo doondh raha hoo.

Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Banta, mandir,
Santa, vo kaise?
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant

Boss to scertry, book my ticket to london,
aur suno mera naam DK, BHOSE likhwana
varne waha BHOSE.DK announce hota hai.