Every man should get married some time; after all,

happiness is not the only thing in life !!

--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.

It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.

--Sam Kinison
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:

either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.


--Anonymous
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I asked my wife, " Where do you want to go for our
anniversary ?" She said," Somewhere I have never been !"

I told her,
" How about the kitchen ?"

--Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous