Marriage should be like Fishing

Animals are so cute even when they can't speak. Just imagine what would happen if they start speaking their thoughts. Check ut for yourself.

Marriage should be like Fishing

Postby El Perro » Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:42 pm

A marriage license should be like a fishing license, it expires every year and if you go fishing out of state you can get a 3 days license.
If you think about it, girls and fish have a lot in common, they are fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right, most are good to eat, also if you decide to mount one, you know is going to cost you plenty!
If you bring one home (no matter how well you treat them) they start going bad and fresh ones are always better.
Please, practice "Catch and Release"

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Postby Th3ki » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:48 pm

Interesting view towards women and marriage! Wonder how well dogs and fish go together
Try to be serious! Why? Not to hurt others feelings :(
How about treating others, the way you'd wanna be treated.
Fine, don't be a fuddy duddy!
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Postby El Perro » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:21 pm

th3ki
Please, don't take this joke personal and I ain't trying to offen any female in the forum, once again it's just a joke. :oops:
If you would like me to erase it please let me know.

I see that your sign is Libra so am I :)

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PS. what "th3ki"?
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Postby PRASHANT SHAH » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:26 pm

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Postby Th3ki » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:14 am

Well I'm not authorized to tell you so; I wouldn't have liked it if there was the same type of joke against men. I actually felt bad calling men Dogs, but it was an immediate reaction and it doesn't even make any sense.

Being a Libra you should be more balanced :)

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