:lol:
Rajji: sab chit chat mein meri dhamki se itna darr gaye ki reply hi nahi kiya
Me: hehe
Me: when did you become dada
Me: i was grandmother
Rajji: kal
Rajji: dadi
Me: yes
Me: finally I found dadi ka dada
Rajji: dada khush hua

:lol:

mein kaun hoon phir??

Godmother.. (Sarkaar ka feminine gender ..bole to Sarkaari)..

31850 members
aur itne dino se koi nahi aaya yahan
bahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut nainsafi hai

abhi issi waqt yahan reply karo
nahi to sab jaante hai
50000 ka inaam rakhhi hai sarkaar hum par
hu ha ha ha ha ha ha......................................

Rajji dada .. apun ke magaj me ek idea aayela hai .. kyu na hum tumko pakad kar police ke hawaale kar de .. 50000 ka inaam milega humko .. usse hum 31850 members ko 1-1 rupee ka inaam denge (ofcourse post karne par) .. aur baaki ka paisa tum jail se chhoootne ke baad le lena ..

aaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee samba
Rajji Dada ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi
Namumkin hai
Jitni chahe koshish kar lo
Apun kisi ke haath nahi lagne wala
samjha kya

Hey I want to share something with our frnds
its just our imagination.....
Hope no one minds


Piyu: how sad it is tat we good frnds havent met yet
Piyu: none of us
Piyu: i missed u all today tat time
Me: i know
Me: we should meet
Me: just imagine if all of us together
Me: whole resto will look at us
Piyu: ysss
Me: i can see Sau laughing
Piyu: but how ,, whenn
Piyu: true asha..
Me: even now I am laughing
Piyu: all of us together
Piyu: sau always laughing a lot
Piyu: and rahul looking at food in a strange manner
Piyu: yeh kaise banaya hai, gosh inna tail meerut mein to yeh, meerut mein to woh
Me: hehe
Piyu: and rajji would me 'mein kya bolu'..actually mujhe bada ajeeb lag raha hai..hehehe
Me: hahaha
Me: you are so right
Piyu: hemanth bolega..jaldi karo mujhe station chorne aana padega
Me: hehe
Piyu: and i will be deadly waiting for lunch to get finished
Piyu: so tat we can have 'ice creammsssss'
Me: right
Me: hehe

Rajji Dada hafte mein ye faaltu cheeze nahi leta
apun ka hafta hai hafte ke hafte idhar post karna

duniya ka sabse sasta hafta
hafta na milne pe jhadap lagegi
isliye samay samay pe hafta dene ka

Aam janta????????

Lead Fropki Hemant bhaiya...
agar hum aisa bolenge toh minority ka kya hoga??

User-1 : hello everybdy
user-2 : hi user 1
user-1 : thank you user2
---- SLEEEEEP ----
user-2 : why this ?
user-3 : i don't see
user-2: its there
user-1 : you are correct
user-3 : yes, i can see that
user-1 : why is this so ?
---- SLEEP -----
user-3 : pata nhi ..
user-2 : OK
User-1 :
--- SLEEP ---


Isn't it a meaningful conversation ??

Aisi rings tum sab pe bhi hain???
Mujhe to aaj hi mili engagement mein... Jise jise chahiye mujhe bata dena... Mai apni hone waali wife se bolunga aur banwa de same...

Yo launda ghana precxious precious cheekh raa hai... Mujhe to yo hi gollum maaloom de raa...

Lo abhi to hum Rajji Dada (Jo Mumbai ka hai) uss se darte the.. .Abhi ye Haryanvi Dada kaha se aa gaya?

Yup...now even i m wondering y i have it!!

lolzzz...these smileys remind me of jadoo the alien

Main toh pehle se hi EMA ke khilaaf thi.
Jo hota hai achche ke liye hi hota hai.
Ab sab apni apni married life mein khush raho, aabad raho.
Waise Bhai Jaan..........I mean Bhai (Bhai JAAN bulana ab nahi banta ), shadi ke baad hume mat bhool jana.
Sagai pe toh nahi bulaya, shadi pe zaroor bulana.(waise aapki marzi)

hahahahaha..
Now I really enjoyed using this Jadoo emoticon...
Dear Friends & Foes (Yahan mere foes to hai hi nahi but jab likh hi diya to likha rehne do), JAAN (Behen understood ofcourse) & Last but not the least My Dearest Heroine, April chal raha hai yaar... It's Foolz' Month... Chhota sa mazaak kiya... Tum lgo ko lagta hai mai shaadi ko maan jaaunga??????????

So Heroine our so planned EMA continues...

LOTR : Return of Gollum
-----------------------------

Gollum dies , ring vanishes in that lavaa.. Gollum met few Indians in the far world , and started watching Ekta Kapoor's serials..Watching characters dying and being alive again .. it felt very strange to him until he met one of the scientist over there , he told him that nothing dies, nothing is destroyed and so onn.. (sorry forgot his name)..

Gollum was now pretty confident that reincarnation is the ultimate truth regardless of what everybdy say about death ..

So he decided to make a come back .. and went to brahma, vishnu and mahesh ..(as a referral) and after eating priyagold biscuits he asked with "haq" that he should be sent to earth again ...

Almighty warned him that the path is different and difficult now.. he has to go through FoolzParadize before landing to Earth .. they also informed him that Ring can be found in that paradize only in a form of something else.. It could be a part of cake or icecream also .. The only condition was that he has to share that precious with few of FoolzParadize residents ..

In case he fails getting his ring back from FP , he will be landed to Earth and die again ..

Gollum accepted all the terms and conditions .. and landed to FP .. but this time that precious has again affected him and he is now not in a mood of sharing it ... Lets see what happens ..

Continues..........

Hemant found his precious

Pls read below:

rajshree: i had a dream
me: about
rajshree: we frnds have planned to go to NOIDA (where hemant sa lives) when our exams gets over
toh I saw
me: then
rajshree: that we r in a restaurant in noida
me: then
rajshree: n I saw hemant sa there
me: hehe
did u introduce him to your frnds
rajshree: he was with a pretty lady
me: wow, good sign
rajshree: par maine ladki ka chehra nahi dekha
me: then how can u say pretty
rajshree: then i immediately msgd him
me: hehe
rajshree: pretty in the sense well mannered, decent kind of a bandi lag rahi thi
me: ok, then did he reply back to u
rajshree: having gr8 tym with pretty woman
me: hehe
rajshree: then he saw aaju baaju
me: hehe
rajshree: then he found me
me: cool, was he blushing
rajshree: smiling with his teeth out
me: hehe
rajshree: then I told him thru ishara to be seated
me: ok
rajshree: unki date spoil nahi karna chahti thi
main achcha bachcha hoon na isliye
me: right
we should ask who is the lucky girl
he will ask which girl?

Kuch toh samajh aa raha hain...par the prob is ki pata nahi kya??
Shayad mujhe kuch samajh aa gaya....lolz

samajh samajh ke samajh ko samajhe
samajh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai
samajh samajh ke bhi jo na samajhe
meri samajh mein wo nasamajh hai

hehe......awaien dialogue maarne ka mann kiya

Ae na samajh na samajh na samajh mujhe
Arre na samajh na samajh na samajh mujhe
Meri samajh to teri samajh ki samajh se bahar hain bahar hain
Meri samajh to teri samajh ki samajh se bahar hain

Now u want me to sing "chachundar ke sar pe na bhaaye chameli"

Gumnam hai koi ..

badnaam hai koi ....

kaun hu me .. kisko khabar..

anjaan hai koi ...


Offline chat seems to be a site of bhooootiya (horrror) movie.. no more activities , no more masti , only ghosts roamings around the posts ...

Once atique and sonam arrived at this haunted forum .. they met a lady wearing a white saree and holding a candle in her hand .. singing dard bhara song (gumnaam hai koi ...) on the highest pitch ..

sonam asked her .. "its seems no one has came to this place since a loong time .."
Lady replied .. "yes, I know .. It has been more than 500 yrs , even I haven't seen anybdy here ..except you.. !!"

Damn's entry put a new twist in this story ..

Ye shahar hai aman ka,
yahan ki fiza hai nirali,

Ye shahar hai aman ka,
yahan ki fiza hai nirali,

yahan pe sab shanti shanti hai...

Hu ha ha ha ha... Abe o Rajji dada, tu yahan white saree pehen ke logo ko darana band kar... Chup chaap apne practical pe concentrate kar... Jai-Viru yahan aate nahi to kya hua, hamare jaasoos kone kone mein faile hue hain...

I truly understand why hemant is telling this story, because he himself is of 800 yrs and has been wandering after his precious... Milegi bhai, sachchhi waali precious zarur milegi...

Detail bole to.......

Hum sab i.e Fropki frnds, kisi din same tym main online honge aur bahut masti karenge!! :D

She has been removed from the post of moderator considering the situation that she hasn't visited the forum for more than 20 days now. The only possible reason we could think of as that she no more interested in coming back on Fropki. She hasn't even informed any one of us, offically or unofficially, the reason for the same.

:lol:
Sau ka dil urr raha hai
I have a cage what you say Sau

nahi nahi.............
ye to zyadti hogi
"dil udta hai to udne de"
laut ke wapas rib cage mein hi to aana hai

Yes Choti you look very cute in Blue
Awesome color

Thiki who is missed

Rahul pls release that Ant.
Its illigal to be cruel with animals.

Asha Everyone shud have similar rights.. like these ants n mosquitos create so many problem while sleeping… so I thougt I shud give them a lesson..

I think thiki missed Rajji's bday.. she was not able to wish her...

Hello...
M replying thru my new cell.
Kyunki dabba phir kharab ho gaya
Aur mere 17 rupees lag gaye.
par fp k liye sab chalta hai...hehe...
Meri tabiyat to theek hai ab...bas weakness hai...
I'll b back in few days.
Sorry jhelu prasad...aapko bday wish nai kar payi...
Belated Happy birthday!
See u ppl soon...

Gr8888888888....Congrats Rosie.....


Partyyyyyyyyyy Timeeeeeeee!!!


ab toh meri aur rajji, dono k parties rosie hi degi!!

Knotty girl to party transfer karne mein hi lagi hui hai.
Sab apni apni party khud denge........tabhi to mazaa aayega.........

Kya tension?

Question for Rahul and Sau......

Do you mind sharing whats going on in your lives these days please.....
just noticed both of you have hearts in your avatar.

Thank Goodness, its over!!!
Somehow, I don't feel as relieved as I thought I would
Why is that? Any suggestions, Asha (ms. know it all
yeah, I'm back with a vengance; with nothing to do but pick on you for a while;
well, may go see Batman, The Dark Knight!
I want to see everyone here, thats an order! Want some communicating
who is Shalin, and Cyrus, how come you don't post here---enjoy your posts on jokes and weird pics..
Haven't seen Suarabh here in ages, scaredy cat!
and who can forget Rajji, the smarty cat!
so that leaves Rahul to pick on, which is tough, cause he's a likable kind of fellow, still, oh but he just had a birthday;
I'll have to get back on that one, depending on the feedback! you hush, blondie
laters folks, now i have to go celebrate!

Really!!! In that case Tinki Ji, I am Just for you though!
Let's not give blondie any ideas! might be too complicating for her
Jaldi toh mein vi sonae ki aadat pa rahin hun, lekin for entirely different reasons (discipline
how's the weather in India? Is it getting hotter every year like here, or am I just getting old and sensitive
How is College, Rajji? Are you having fun? Giving the professors run for their money? Keeping them straight?
What are you studying? Ready to watch Olympics---Is India up to bringing home gold???

Oh teri.......inne saare sawaal..........
hehe....

Weather in India is getting hotter n hotter n hotter........
College is cheeeeeeeeee.............bole to.......hate to be in college.........hate the college politics........just had elections for the post of president n other higher posts......such cheap politics n tactics........just hate it.

M doing BBS (Bachelor of Business Studies)...........n noone dare to call it BBA .......its different from BBA......

Olympics........uuummmmm..........m not interested in watching I guess.

Now ur turn.....tell me abt ur thesis or exams or whatever it was.........u took a long long break.......

no one is bothered because no one is bothered to reply in this regard

ab har galati ki koi na koi sazaa to hoti hi hai
chaahe choti.....chaahe badi
maafi is out of fashion......obsolete
isliye........MAFI NAHI MILEGI

Ab I'm not the only one to decide the sazaa
sab log milke sazaa decide karenge
isliye filhaal sazaa is not finalized

huh
jealous ppl

main natak mein naraz nahi hu
waise naraz nahi hu
but sazaa de ke jee halka ho jayega

maine roti film ka ye ganaa nahi suna...........matlab main sazaa de sakti hoon........yippy...

ek dhasu dialogue meri taraf se..........ahm ahm(gala kharaab hai)
agar hume sazaa dene ka haq nahi......to naraz hone ka bhi haq nahi
wah wah
wah wah
taaliyaan

ab sazaa decide karni hai
ne suggestions????

No Piyu we stop now coz sab ne mafi de di
lets just ignore Rajji dada
I am afraid now how to handle Panky
but I am sure he will understand too......

Hemant now I know where I got cold from.....
I want to give it to someone
Any volunteers

I've thot of an innocent punishment.

Asha Di
For the month of september, u'll have to post in hindi.
No english or any other language to be used.
Bas, inni si punishment.

And, in case u don't abide by this, aapki aur meri katti.

Wah wah, ye mast sazaa hai... I don't mind it as a punishment... Otherwise I was against punishment but isme to mazaa aayega...
Waise U can let me know secretly if u have a problem wid the duration of the punishment and mai Rajji dada a.k.a. dadi amma se mandwaali karunga (Wo meri baat zarur maanegi)

Oye Thinki stop encouraging Rajji
besides who cares about your saying

Remember I said lets ignore Rajji a.k.a dadi amma.
Not acceptable Rajji
I will not do it.......

Yes Sau please talk to her
now I wonder if she will maanegi

Inni si punishment aapse nahi ho rahi hain??????????????????

Now....i won't tolerate it asha di.....

Ek toh chori upar se seena zori!!

Saurabh bhai ..

Wishing you many many happy returns of the day ..

On this very special occassion , I wish ..

God fulfill all your wishes and you get everything you ever wanted.. Your life is always in Funzone .. Life keeps you smiling by Jokes & Funny Messages ...

Gang of Girls is always mad on you , sends you SMS requesting for a date at Recipe corner .. Girls become poet after falling in love with you writing poetry and shero shayari on you .. Your mobile ringtones never bother you when you are on a date ..

Your friends always share the problems with you and you always get their help,instructions and support .. Your friends will never wait for a Chit-chat with you ..

You become so successful that you never have to Introduce yourself , people will already know you .. there are many celebrity gossips for you , your videos are broadcasted on channels and Girls set your photo as their wallpapers ..Songs are created on you, lyrics are taken from your life .. You receive countless Greeting cards on every special day of your life .. You become a hero and always a reason for latest fashion design trends.. When kids play the games , they choose the nick as "Saurabh" ..

There are many short stories on your life inspiring others .. Presentations involve your reference while boosting up people .. you give gurumantra in Informative zone and provide technical tips, interview tips & job tips and every other kind of tips to people ..

You always remain healthy and no disease in this world ever touch you and you never need any Health & fitness tips ..

You live life to the fullest and no moment of it goes to Scrap corner..

Last but not the least , You are always in contact with us at least through Fropki Group mails .. If you will not, then we will create funny and strange pictures of yours and take revenge ..


I Bet everybody on Fropki would wish you for the same, if you don't believe me .. just create an online poll .. the winner answer would be "YES" ..

Correct
Mera vote bhi 'Yes'.

Saurabh Bhai Jaan ke janamdin pe hum kya dua kare.............
Bas yahi anurodh hai aapse,roz hume yahan darshan diya kare..............

wah wah
wah wah

Janamdin mubarak ho bhai jaan

Have Fun
with.......bina internet wali jiske pass ab internet hai, bhabhi aur bachche(jo underground hai)

Jai Ho Saurabh Maharaj ki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oye Rosie
kya bolti rehti hai
meri haalat hi dekhle
1 week bimaar rahi........college bunk mara
ab haalat aur bhi kharaab ho gayi hai
bimaari ki wajah se no physical strength
saath mein dheer sara college ka kaam
Jo jaise chal raha hai best hai...........meri baat maan


Ab is bhashan ke baad asli kary jiske liye main yahan aayi thi

HINDI DIWAS MUBARAK HO
[Unko bhi jo punishment maan ne se inkaar kar rele hai]

Aaj hindi diwas ke mauke pe 26 saal pehle ek vichitra prani ka janm hua tha.
Isliye hum unhe bhi apni shubh kaamnaye dena chahenge.
Mobile network vyast hone ke kaaran hum unse sampark nahi kar paaye.
Asha hai unhe humari shubh kaamnaye samay par mil jayengi.

Janamdin Mubarak ho Hemant Sa

Hum aaj is shubh mauke pe reporter saheb ko Saurabh Bhai[The Boss] se churayi hui ek pankti bhi samarpit karna chahte hai.

"Tum jiyo hazaaro saal
Saal ke din ho pachaas hazaar"
[Mazak mein na le aur bhavnao ko samajhe]

Ab is karykram ko hum yahi samaapt karna chahenge.
Dhanyawad

Bidu log
dhyaan se padhne ka
internet wali aur bhabhi ke beech comma(,) tha
bole to dono alag hai

bina internet wali jiske pass ab internet hai uska naam pata hota to itni lambi train kyun chodti baar baar
likhte likhte 10-15 seconds waste ho jate hai
still trying ki Saurabh Bhai identity reveal karenge but ab Boss ke saath zabardasti to kar nahi sakte

bhabhi to bachcho ke saath underground kar di gayi hai
bas unke haal chaal pooch liya karti hoon
duniya ke liye they r non existent

And another shocking news after Th3ki's french ..

Got to see a new name as "Moderator".. Abhilasha ..

First of all , Welcome Shelcome to her ..

now comes our kings , when do we expect our new moderator to be introduced to us "officially" or "formally" ?? Or is it something which wud be "Raaz" forever ?

Abhilasha, we have already given our hopes and don't think rahul aur saurabh will tell anything to us .. So now it comes your responsibility to tell us about urself .. ofcourse , until we know about u , how would be do "Khichaai" of you ?? ..

Asha, Rajji, sonam .. tum log bhi ?? ... afsos ..

Well , nothing new from my side .. life maje me kat rahi hai ..

Th3ki, You are inventing a new hindi .. go ahead .. aur haan , thank you for the bday wishes ..

hi!!!!! people!!!
hehe!!!just came to this cool corner!!!n lord..uv got topics goin on lik hot cakes!!!!

n ayla!! evryone knows bout me already haan???
To make thigs clear as i read things flyin off!!!

Im Abhilasha Thackur..finished my graduation from Jaipur..presently doing nothing!!!just njoyin life!!!
aur ya!!! nothing's fishy fishy re baba!!!

n ya sorry for comin to this section cho late!!!so i really missed out on lots haan!!!aur tum shaitaano ko patta ni ki-ki soochne nu mil gayo!!!!

Maafi ..



I can understand what you wanted to say ..



... but not everybody ..



bhed chaaal ??? ... chutki, galat baat .



Yes, this place is like this only .. even hottest ..



exactly, because they got one more person whom they can point at ..



yeh to shuruwat hai ..



marwari + punjabi + ...??



forgiven forever .. (for this reason especially)



lol .. rosie => sophie .. ..

now what ?? sophie => sohniye* .. rofl




contradictory



ab kya hoga fropki ka ??



PS : Sorry , somebody said "talk less" .. doing so by "writing less" ..

CAUTION : agar aap achche mood me hai aur pakna nahi chahte to "go to next post".. mein aaj pakane ke mood me hu ..

waise smileys ki limitations ko dekhte hue ab smileys ki jagah kuch aur use karna chahiye like (between colon sign) ..

kyu hai ki nahi .. :ravan-ki-hasi: (quotes ke bich me likhna bole to fropki ke standards follow karna :aankh-maari:.. )

to dosto, sochne ka time nahi hai mere paas :udaas: .. iske piche reason yeh hai ki meine 1 week pahle ek movie dekhi thi "via-darjeeling" .. that movie was so ... .. jab se dekhi hai mere dimaag ke taaro me short-circuit ho gaya hai .. :tension-plus-udaasi: .. na to jokes samajh me aa rahe hai aur naa hi kisi chiz ka reply ... :udaas-again:

waise darjeeling se yaad aaya ki "intro" section me abhilasha ka informal sa formal intro padha, that was gr8 ..waise to mujhe woh bhi samajh nahi aaya , jokes to pahle hi punishment ho gaye the .. :sharamshaar: .. rahul bhai jaan ki baatein to waise bhi mere upar se hi jaati hai .. lekin saurabh ki post padhkar to mujhe aur bhi tension ho gayi ..:aur-bhi-jyada-tension:
waise panky ki posts to evergreen hoti hi hai .. lekin pu ki bhi ever-blue jaroor hoti hai .. :blue-vs-green: .. pu, tere "wo" kab tashreef laa rahe hai ?
aur haan tum sab log asha ko punish karna band karo .. :sympathy: ..woh koshish kar rahi hai .. she is still searching for google-indic-translator (wohi chiz jo tum a,b,c likhne par use hindi me convert kar deta hai.. ).. all the best , sis ..
Rajji amma, being fropki amma please postpone her punishment till few months .. woh bola hai na, mistake karne wale use sudhaar sakte hai .. agli baar asha ko receive karne airport par hum hi jaayenge.. :lapete-ja:..
th3ki ji ka to reply aaye kaafi arsa ho gaya .. (bole to long time no c) , expecting her to visit IZ in coming week .. :expectation: ..
waise ab tak jo log torture ho gaye hai unki jaankari ke liye yeh bata du ki "mein to sirf man me aaye woh bolta hu , baate pakau apne aap lag jaati hai" .. (SIK ka asar hai , no worries) .. :aankh-maari:

Open any of the topic , just below the topic heading you will find "New Topic","Post Reply" button .. uske niche ek link hai .. "email friend" ..

"Email friend" .. ??

Kings, how can I email Rajji to Asha's email address ? :kidding-mood-no-offence-towards-kings:

suppose, people could do that .. we cud send rajji to asha's email address .. asha will open the mail and scan rajji for possible virus threat .. if rajji has fever or something, she will not be downloaded .. and if she is alright , then asha will download her ..rajji will then come out of her inbox and give her punishment ..

but plz don't email me to rahul aur saurabh's email address .. mera postmrtm kar denge woh log .. plz plz remove that link ..

Hemant Bhai, Rajji ko agar email karna hai Asha ke paas, for that we will have t Scan Rajji via a scanner and then upload her to rapidhumanshare. Then we will find a link that is a link to Rajji, copy and paste that link as an Old Topic in the Funny, Crazy, Strange Humans section... When u see the post, you will have the option of sending Rajji to Asha or anyone else...

Yahoooooooo!, Rahul bhai ne smileys waali restriction hatadi...

Hello to all!

First of all Diwali was Great!!!!!

2nd Congratulations to Piyu!!!!!!!
All the very best and happiness!
You deserve it. I know everyone will agree with me on this.
But I want full report

Now back to me.....
heard someone is spreading rumours
that I wont talk to anyone
I think that person is the one who does not want to talk to me
and giving ideas to others to become my nephews and nieces
I am trying to find a way how to ekill.
Hemant bhai can help me with his brilliant brain.

wah
Asha Di ne darshan diye
hum sab dhanya ho gaye
aapki aane ki khushi mein sabke dimag pe aisa asar hua ki sab ek doosare ko uncle aunty kehne lage
mujhe bhi
hadd hi ho gayi

par ab koi tension nahi
kyunki main focus to aap ho

Ab bina bataye lambi chutti mat lena phir se Asha Aunty

Oyeeee Rajji Aunty aap yahaan bhi aakar bolne lag gaye????
Rahul (uncle) Sir ji missing hain....

aur agar kuch din absent rehne se sab aunty-uncle ho jaate hain toh Sau bhai kya hain????

oooooooooo
zara si misunderstanding ho gayi
sutro se pata chala tha ki Sonam ne shuru kiya
par sutra hi galat nikale
Sorry Sonu
main apni galati pe bahut sharminda hoon

Chalo sir ji ko peet daalte hai

Yes Thiki it was really scary Halloween,
there were tons of witches in the air.....

Marne wali gal hi hai Thiki
that sir ji is very smart cookie
he is the one who is calling aunty
he has no kids yet unless he did not tell us about them

Piyu chachi and mami ban gayi, Hurrrrrrrrrayyy!!!!!!!
Piyu masi was much better

Rajji, Choti I am ready whenever you are to attack Sir ji

Piyu Di kab aayengi fropki pe???????
Unse baat karne ka mauka kab milega sabko?????????
In sawalo ke jawab hume kab milenge????????

Janne ke liye aate rahiye........ http://www.fropki.com ke offline chat section mein........

Top n Secret---zara bhi nahi samje--
I'm not feeling so great
Someone had the nerve to say that I come across too blunt like a pure 'Jatt', that I need to work on my interpersonal skills infact questioned whether I had any friends
Now I know I don't go out of my way to be nice to folks; but I don't think I'm mean either--minus blondie
I suppose I wouldn't still be thinking about this, if there wasn't an element of truth to it
So tell me this, is it better to be nice or genuine? Or could one be both, if so how? Here's tougher one ---could one be nice, genuine and still be funny Cause I think a lot my rudeness comes in from trying to be funny
Ok enough about me!!!
How is everyone?

Saurabh ji ke darshan........par inni jaldbazi wale
Feel nahi aayi Saurabh bhai ke darshan ki
Inne MONTHS[not days] baad ye umeed nahi thi...
Aapne mujhe niraash kiya


Tinki Ji......I've learnt that u can't keep everyone happy by being nice.....coz then u may hurt someone else[dilemma situation].....so just be genuine[only in dilemma situation].....n nice to everyone[in other situations in case u r not nice by default].
It involves a lot of acting[for being nice] n lot of tolerance[for being nice to someone u don't want to be nice with].
As far as being funny is concerned....u'll have to look for the perfect time to be funny[otherwise it will sound rude].

Another alternative is.......don't care about others n be genuinely funny.

Now the choice is urs.


Piyu Di.....aapse gappe ladane ka vadda mann hai.....missing u a lot.....
Waise we all are happy to see u happy[aapki khushi mein hi humari khushi types].


Thanks Asha Di.....ab sirf 1 theory exam aur 1 practical exam rehta hai.....i'll be free soon.
Choti[Sonam] ke bhi exams chal rahe hai.....isliye nahi aa rahi shayad.
Bhai[Hemant Sa] ke baare mein to mere aur Saurabh Bhai ke jasoos bhi nahi jaante.

Ok, great this helps a lot; thanks a bunches---
for blondie's blondish response
and Saurabh's cheer
And Rajji's thought out response---see this is what makes me think, she's 81 in 18's body
Anywho, am feeling much better today; that was yesterday; perhaps a weak moment
Hopefully, it will make me a better person. I think the effort would be worth it to be nice to others; somehow I was thinking it was insincere to pretend to agree or be nice; the point is not to be insincere but just follow the rule of 'if you can't say something nice about someone don't say anything at all' unless you can say something funny just kidding!

Arre wah!!!!

Rajji mata ki jai ho!!
yeh toh sach mein ajooba ho gaya!!!
4 dayz in a row!!

Ab pata chala sau bhai ki hum par kya gujarti hain jab hum post karte hain aur koi reply nahi milta!!

Yaar ye mere shaadi shuda hone ka khayal kahan se aaya tere dimaag mein?? I'm fully, completely and genuinely single, absolutely ready to mingle... Shaadi karunga to sabko khabar hogi, chup chup ke kyun karunga?? Chahe ladki ko ghar se bhagake le jaaun, phir bhi sabko batake shaadi karunga, isiiye don't worry...

Theek hai Rajji, tujhe phulane ki thaan hi li ab to maine... Mai regularly aane ki poori koshish karunga...

Thank u mere bhaiya....

A piece of chat copied from fropki chat between Asha Di and Rajshree[bole to main]...
Aapki suvidha ke liye comments after * which will help u understand what we r talking about....
(Anil) is Asha Di.....wo kya hai na, Asha Di ko jiju ki vaddi yaad aa rahi thi ...

(19:11:04) (Anil): she told me yesterday *[she is humari apni Sonam]
(19:11:27) (Rajji): she'll be getting a bhabhi today *[coz her bro getting married]
(19:11:35) (Anil): yup
(19:11:37) (Rajji): when will I get??????????????
(19:11:42) (Anil): hehe
(19:11:52) (Anil): ask your bro
(19:12:06) (Rajji): Saurabh Bhai ko bolna padega jaldi se BIWJPAIH ko propose karo *[BIWJPAIH is imaginary gf of mere apne Saurabh Bhai (jinko meri bhookh pyaas badhane ki vaddi chinta hai) created by me just like his biwi n bachche]
(19:12:15) (Anil): say like this
(19:12:24) (Anil): Main nand kab banoogi?
(19:12:33) (Rajji): hehe
(19:12:37) (Anil): hehe
(19:13:13) (Rajji): Ya Rahul Bhai ko bolu.......kisi ko dhoondke chat mangni pat byah kar lo
(19:13:42) (Rajji): hehe
(19:13:45) (Anil): hehe

Bhai logo se guzarish hai ki is chat ko post karne ka peeche mera jo maksad hai wo zaroor samjhe.

Kya fayda kisi ko force karne ka.....sabko pata hota hai khudke liye kya sahi hai aur kya galat.........

Let's give him some time and space.......jis din hume shadi ka invitation card mil jayega....hum sab samajh jayenge.....

Meri taraf se kisi pe bhi no pressure.....

Main dadagiri se resign kar rahi hoon.....

Ab main ek sukhi jeevan jeena chahti hoon ek shareef insaan ka.....

Ye pichli post na jaane maine kaunse sadme ki wajah se likhdi......
Prantu theek hi hai.......kya dadagiri karna.....
Kabhi mood hua to aise hi dadagiri jhaad dungi......usme kaunsi badi baat hai.....

Aajkal dadagiri se zyada mera dhyaan jasoosi ki taraf laga hua hai.....
Kyunki mere aur Saurabh Bhai ke jasoos nikamme ho gaye.....
Tabhi to Saurabh Bhai khabaro ki jaankari rakhne ke liye OC mein regular ho gaye....

Kya mere 2 din na aane se yahan sunasuna sa ho jaya karega [dadagiri begins ]

Huhuhahahaha
aaj meri dile tamanna poori hone ja rahi hai......
Main ek baar kisi ke bday pe Saurabh Bhai se pehle unka wala geet gana chati thi.....aaj Piyu Di ke janamdin ke mauke par wo chance mujhe mil gaya....

Ye aapke liye Piyu Di......
Aap Jiyo Hazaaro Saal
Saal Ke Din Ho Pachaas Hazar

I hope ab Saurabh Bhai kuch naya likhenge.....

Jokes Apart......ab seriously wish karta hu......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIYU DI

I hope aapko mera sms mil gaya hoga raat ke 12 baje.....kyunki mujhe delivery report mil gayi thi 12 bajke 6 minute pe......

Aur abhi tak aapse baat nahi ho payi......pehle phone Jiju ke pass tha aur Jiju aapke pass nahi the......bole to ghar se bahar the.....
Aur jab unhone ghar ka number diya to aap ghar pe bhi nahi ho......

Aisa to TV serial mein hua karta hai..........ki important baat batani ho kisi ko aur us bande se kisi bhi haalat contact nai ho pata....haye meri zindagi.......kaisi hai paheli........

5 baje apun phir try maarega.....plz plz plz mil jana ghar pe.....

Waise kaisi bevkoofi hai ki main 10 minute pehle ye sab likh rahi hu.....10 min baad to aapse ye sab baate ho hi jayegi.....
Parantu ab inni mehnat se likha hai......kaun mitaye........

Baki baate phone par......ab main thak gaya type karte karte......


Saurabh Bhai.....gaane wali baat ko personally mat lena.....mazaak tha.....

Aur Rahul Bhai.......aaj to yahan padhar jao........[dadagiri]

Yaar, tune ye photo bhi kheechi thi parso, ye bhi bhool gaya kya??



Sab log dekh lo... Meri aur BIWJPAIH ki photo saath saath... Wo bhi romantic pose mein...

Rajji, ab to shikayat door ho gayee na teri????

Share to kar di pic...but as I told u before......it was useless.......

Abhi Asha Di se baat karke ek khayaal dimag mein aaya........kya saboot hai ki wo BIWJPAIH hi hai.....
As quoted by Asha Di, "it could be anyone wearing wig".......

Rahul Bhai........aapne hume gumraah karne ke liye Saurabh Bhai ke saath plan banaya aur wig pehen ke photo khichvayi......

Bad...very very very bad..

Ab to ye bhi surity nahi ki BIWJPAIH ki ghani lambi reshmi zulfe hai.......