jad v socha tera hi khayal aave , har paase tera hi chehra nazar aave
dil vicho bus hun ehi dua aave , rab tere jeha namoona hor na banave


Asi dua karde haan RAB to
Ke ohh twade warga dost hor na banawe,
eko hi te cartoon jehi cheez hai sadde kol
oh wi hunn common na ho jawe...

Log kehte hain ishq mein neend urr jati hai
Log kehte hain ishq mein neend urr jati hai
Kambakt koi humse bhi to ishq kare
Ajkal neend bohat aati ha


Ek aap ho jo neend nahi ati hai
Ek hum hain jinko neend bohat ati hai
Iss neend ka kya karein ab
Jo hum dono ko itna satati ha

We spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.


Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too...

Psst! Cutie
yes YOU! Ur smiling again Its coz i told u dat ur CUTE hey
Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!

U found a genie in a bottle & he said 2 u 'Name me ur wish' n you said 'make me gorgeous' he replied 'I grant wishes, not miracles!'

This SMS can only be read by a sexy person.





Don't push it ugly !



Roses are red Violets are bleu. God made me perfect, but what the hell happend to you

God thought the world was beautiful, then he saw YOU!!

A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!

Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.U stole my heart the moment U looked at me,call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name