Nice One

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Nice One

Postby CYRUS A.B. » Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:21 am

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. ,
- "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

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they lay off the night watchman
When you hire people who are smarter than you , you prove you are smarter than them.
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Re: Nice One

Postby Th3ki » Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:27 pm

:) :) explains the mess we are in
Try to be serious! Why? Not to hurt others feelings :(
How about treating others, the way you'd wanna be treated.
Fine, don't be a fuddy duddy!
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Re: Nice One

Postby Rajshree » Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:02 pm

egjactlyyyyyyy............
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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