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CYRUS A.B.
Addicted Fropkian
Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:08 pm Posts: 1819
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 Nice One
Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. , - "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., - "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." So - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - they lay off the night watchman
_________________ When you hire people who are smarter than you , you prove you are smarter than them.
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Th3ki
Talented Fropkian
Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:58 am Posts: 3746 Location: MS
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 Re: Nice One
 explains the mess we are in
_________________ Try to be serious! Why? Not to hurt others feelings  How about treating others, the way you'd wanna be treated. Fine, don't be a fuddy duddy!
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Rajshree
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Joined: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:23 am Posts: 9438 Location: Roop Nagar, Prem Gali, Kholi No. 420
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 Re: Nice One
egjactlyyyyyyy............
_________________ Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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