# About his family :
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I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)






# At the ground :
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All of you, stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please come here...{Meaning girl with specs).






# To a boy, angrily :


I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?






# Giving a punishment :
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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and under-stand the tree...
You three of you, stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)






# Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.
So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - "
Yesterday , I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"








Inside the Class :
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )
Both of u three, get out of the class.







Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today ...




Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....







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