Please Forward This .

by **Hemant** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:07 pm

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.

Because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo.

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat sh*t and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..

Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

And "THIS" perticular community sends me job opprtunity forms promising me 5000/- in cash ..... after fillin atleast 100 forms to the web site the ppl still send me the same sh*t every day ....

You can add your own notes based your similar experience and send them to your friends.

If ORKUTYAHOO deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "OrkutYahoo is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my account!

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this message to at least 913760 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will sh*t on your head today at 6:30 p.m.

Give me a break!!

by **Rahul** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:52 pm

heheheehe

by **Guest** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:21 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahhaha......nice one!!!!

by **Rajshree** » Thu May 31, 2007 12:51 am

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Isse jyada aur kuch nahi keh sakti

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

by **PRASHANT SHAH** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:03 pm

) ha ha ha ha ha...........haa
oye ab muje hospital jana padega pet dard ka ilaj karvane ko

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