Pregnancy Test

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Pregnancy Test

Postby Rahul » Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:51 am

A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!

He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"

He asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!!"
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Postby Asha » Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:29 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Very funny
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Postby kishorerangani » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:17 pm

rahul you go to wal mart to buy twin pack home pregancy test i will go to big bazzer to buy it
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