Santa comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active
with his children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.

His wife notices that Santa avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.

Immediately Santa whisks his medicine prescription out of his
pocket and hands it to the wife & said, "Read that label. That's why!"

Wife takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM
CHILDREN."