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Asha
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 Quotes on silly Guys Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy women.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
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"If you open your heart, love opens your mind." 
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Piyusha
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man n stone...yeah best example of synonyms 
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Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, Make Me Feel Important/good. Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life……!
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Asha
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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you
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"If you open your heart, love opens your mind."
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Asha
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The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature."
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"If you open your heart, love opens your mind."
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Asha
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What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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"If you open your heart, love opens your mind."
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