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Postby Saurabh » Mon May 28, 2007 5:11 pm

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
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Postby Saurabh » Mon May 28, 2007 5:11 pm

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
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Postby Saurabh » Mon May 28, 2007 5:11 pm

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Postby Saurabh » Mon May 28, 2007 5:11 pm

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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Postby Saurabh » Mon May 28, 2007 5:12 pm

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
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