Once Santa Singh invites an Englishman for lunch, there was curd kept on the table.

The Englishman asks santa what is it?

Santa Singh not knowing english replies, "Milk sleeping in night and morning becoming tight".

Santa came with preeto to the railway station. He asked the guard which was the train in front of him, Guard said public.

Santa asked the question for all the trains that came.

For one of the trains when the gaurd said 'mail train', he quickly climbed on and said to preeto "I am going in the 'male' train you come in the 'female' train.

Santa Singh is at the railway station. He asks a man "When will Rajdhani Express go from here?"
Man Replies 12.30.

"When will Deccan Queen go from here?"
Man Replies 11.30.

"When will Punjab Express go from here?"
Man Replies 10.30.

Santa singh goes on asking about all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not. Santa replies, "No I just want to cross the tracks!"

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, the local farmer Santa Singh came to help with his big strong female horse named Dhanno.

He hitched Dhanno up to the car and yelled, "chal, Rani, chal!" Dhanno didn't move.

Then Santa hollered, "chal, Savitri, chal !" Dhanno didn't respond.

Once more Santa commanded, "chal, Chameli, chal!" Nothing.

Then Santa nonchalantly said, "chal, Dhanno, chal!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked Santa why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

Santa said, "Oh, Dhanno is blind and if she thought she was the only one pulling, she wouldn't even try!"

Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates.

One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, "Why are you outstanding! Please income."