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Post  Sense of humour
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
The world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom
women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and
what's his is mine."

So, she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

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Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:49 pm
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Post  Re: Sense of humour
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers only: Please scroll down.


The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!


Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show


PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that

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women never listen


Thu May 08, 2008 5:11 pm
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Post  Re: Sense of humour
:D :D :D Clever!

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Try to be serious! Why? Not to hurt others feelings :(
How about treating others, the way you'd wanna be treated.
Fine, don't be a fuddy duddy!


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