Silly collection 04

Jokes based on sweet incidents of cute and naughty kids. Check out how innocent they really are.

Silly collection 04

Postby Saurabh » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:06 pm

What do golfers use in China?
China tees!

What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!

Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!

In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!

Lions, in the Park?
Well, dandelions!

What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!

Why are goldfish red?
The water turns them rusty!

What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
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