Jan me ROSE
Feb me PROPOSE
March me GIFT
April me LIFT
May meCHATING
June me DATING
July me MIS U
Aug meKIS U
Sep me ANGER
Oct me DANGER
Nov me LEFT
Dec me NEXT

Pani me Rum milao to nasha chadata hai.
Pani main whishky milao to nasha chadata hai,
Pani me Brandy milao to nasha chadata hai,
Sala pani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.
It has no survival value..
Rather it is one of those things that gives value to survival..

3+3=8
kasay hua??? bataooo
bataooo bataooo
thora sa brain use karoo....... .
nahi maloom..
now stop using ur mind.
main bataoon..
"GALTI SE"

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river.You have 2Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat....how will you do it?







Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.So the boat will become LIGHTER. using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette.


Want?another deadly answer. Scroll down a little.....








Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....scroll down....








Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer..scroll down







Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

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