Some Sardarji Jokes!

by **Shovna** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:21 pm

A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.

You know why?

FORM says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

by **Shovna** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:23 pm

A man came running in to the sardar's office and cried-
"Santa ! Your daughter has died"

Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50 th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
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At 25 floor: I'm unmarried !
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At 10 floor : he remembers "I'm Banta not santa"

by **Shovna** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:25 pm

A Sardar and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.

Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

by **Shovna** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:27 pm

Flash news:
A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

by **Shovna** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:28 pm

Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay.

One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch together.

One fine day-the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box. He says " I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I find idlis in the box tomorrow, i will jump from the 20th floor and die".

Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says, If I find fish in my lunch box tomorrow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die".

Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says "Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box tomorrow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor"

Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps
from the 20th floor and dies.

In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu's widow says "I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch".

The Bengali's widow says "I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch"

The sardarji's widow says "I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his own lunch!"

Some Sardarji Jokes!

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