Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : why?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend: why didn't you exchange?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as

to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes !

A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Sardar proposed a Girl
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Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR