Santa goes into the dentist's office to get a bad tooth pulled. As he opens his mouth and the dentist is about to drill, he asks how long the procedure will take.

"You'll be out of here before you know it, and won't feel a thing - the local will last 10 minutes."

"And how much is this costing?" Santa asks.

"Rs 500" the dentist states plainly.

"Geesh," Santa grumbled, "it's a crime to be able to hold a man captive for five minutes and charge him Rs 500!"

"Then for you, I'll give you a special!" the dentist said, and Santa's face looked pleasantly relieved.

"I'll take 15 minutes to do the extraction."