Agar tamanna thi darane ki.
Hum yunhi behosh ho gaye hote
kya zarurat thi muskurane ki...
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Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba..
Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi
Usne kaha Kaise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha--"Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai"!!
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Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai,
sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai,
lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai
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Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho
Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho
Dil kehta hai le jaoon tumhain dinner per
Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho!
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shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil ko aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye
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Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi...
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal
pe hansi aati to hogi....
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Jab tum angrai lete ho to
hamara dum nikal jata hai,
Ai zaalim, Ai kaatil deodrant
lagane me tumhara kya jata hai!!
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Abe hawa ke jhonke..
aankh ki batti bhuja..
light ka meter band kar..
aur ankhon ke parde jhuka..
chal so ja..bole to.. GOOD NIGHT
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Tere pyar ka email mere
dil ko lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap
ka virus aa jataa hai!
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Duniya mai aaye ho tho aisa kam karo kadar dan.
Duniya mai aaye ho tho aisa kam karo kadar dan.
Ke jis gali se bhi gujro awaz aaye aba jan aba jan...