THESE R SOME OF THE TELEGRAMS U DON'T WISH 2 RECEIVE 4m UR NEAR & DEARS.

TELEGRAM #1

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter
has been
successful in BED."

TELEGRAM #2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a
telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The
message received by
wife: "I wish you were her."

TELEGRAM #3

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return
to her husband. At the reservation counter, while
her
turn came, it was
the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next
to her in the
queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and
sent
a telegram to her

husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow,
heavy rush in the
train, gave birth to an old lady."


TELEGRAM #4

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her
parent's house in
Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his
servant to send a
telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to
Ajmer. He sent a
telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she
fainted. It was
written: 'Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer Gaye).