The other way round

George W. Bush and Dan Quayle where returning from hunting. The two were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached, pulling his deer along too.

He stopped and looked at the deer being pulled by President Bush and ex-VP Quayle. He shook his head and said, "Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something, but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."

After the third hunter left, the two decided to follow his advice.

A little while later, George W. said to Dan Quayle, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"

"Yeah," Quayle replied, "but we're getting farther away from the truck..."