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Holyghost
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 The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary
Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling
too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife
would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday,
and would probably have a present for me.
She didn't even say Good Morning.
I thought,Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and disappointed
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,
Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.
So I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said,
You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday,
let's go to lunch, just you and me. I said yes,that's the best thing I've heard all day.Let's go.
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
we went out into the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said,
You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we??
I said,No, I guess not.She said,Let's go to my apartment.
After arriving at her apartment she said, Boss, if you don't mind,
I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.
Sure,I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and,
in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.
All were singing Happy Birthday and THERE ON THE COUCH I SAT...................n*ked
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